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Real name: |
WALUIGI!!! |
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Birth: |
21 July 2000 |
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Age: |
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Health: |
I HAVE A REAL BAD CASE OF BEING TOO ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR! |
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Family and relatives: |
WARIO (RELATION UNKNOWN) |
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Impostors(s): |
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Death: |
WALUIGI NEVER DIES! |
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Sex: |
LOTS OF IT! |
WALUIGI IS THE PROHIBITIVELY PULCHRITUDINOUS AND POPULAR PURPLE PLUMBER WHO IS ALSO THE PATRIARCH OF THIS POLY-PERSON PROJECT!
Apperance
WALUIGI IS EXTREMELY TALL AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS ATTRACTIVE! HE EVEN WEARS PURPLE, WHICH IS THE BEST COLOR, BECAUSE IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF GREEN, WHICH IS THE WORST COLOR! ALSO, "L" IS THE WORST LETTER, SO AN UPSIDE-DOWN "L" IS ON WALUIGI'S HAT!
Abilities
WALUIGI HAS LOTS OF SPECIAL ABILITIES! ALL OF THEM, IN FACT! THAT'S WHY HE WINS SO MANY BATTLES!
Weaknesses
WALUIGI HAS NO WEAKNESSES!
Battles Won
WALUIGI HAS WON LOTS OF BATTLES AGAINST LOTS OF CHARACTERS!
- Driko - WALUIGI WON BECAUSE HE'S IMMENSELY ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR!
- Drogoth - WALUIGI WON BECAUSE BOTH OF DROGOTH'S PAGES GOT VANDALIZED INTO OBLIVION!
- Chaolin - WALUIGI WON BECAUSE GREEN IS THE WORST COLOR!
- Gordymad - WALUIGI WON BECAUSE HE MADE GORDY MAD!
- Retzorg - WALUIGI RIPPED RETZORG'S FACIAL CHAINSAWS OFF AND IT WENT CRYING HOME TO MOMMA RETZORG!
- Girt6 - WALUIGI WON BY GRABBING HIS TAIL!
- PandaWolf - WALUIGI WON BY GRABBING HER TAILS!
- Endymion - WALUIGI WON BECAUSE ENDYMION'S BLOOD IS BLUE, AND IN SOME CULTURES, GREEN AND BLUE ARE THE SAME, AND AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, GREEN IS THE WORST COLOR!
- Tenguman - WALUIGI KICKED HIM IN THE FACE REALLY HARD AND HE WENT "BOOM!"
- 99Hedgehog - WALUIGI WON BY CONTACTING BRAD BORNE, WHO SUED 99HEDGEHOG FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT OF HIS "FANCY PANTS MAN" CHARACTER!
Battles Lost
WALUIGI NEVER LOSES! WALUIGI HATES LOSING!
Trivia
- NOTHING ABOUT WALUIGI IS TRIVIAL!
Gallery of Images WALUIGI!
