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Clam Eyes
ClamEyes
A cropped screenshot of Clam Eyes

Real name:

Unknown

Species:

Unknown (as Clam Eyes), Hollow (as Freak Eyes), cyborg (as Tech Eyes)

Birth:

Unknown

Age:

Unknown (deceased)

Health:

Deceased

Family and relatives:

None known

Impostors:

None known

Death:

Early 1900s

Sex:

Male

"This is madness! This is Sparta!"

Clam Eyes


Clam Eyes is a freak who appeared as an enemy to Retzorg in its very early portrayals. 

HistoryEdit

In his very first appearance, he was hit by a Shoop Da Woop from Retzorg, so he sort-of-died and became a Hollow known as "Freak Eyes". He later inexplicably became a cyborg-person-thing called "Tech Eyes." In "Retzorg and the Serbian", Thomas Edison bought him for ¥25 and dropped a bridge on him to try to show the people of Jump City that bridges were too dangerous for use in homes, and Clam Eyes died. He became known as a public nuisance because he was constantly yelling "I'M DEAD" and smelling really badly. Woodrow Wilson hit him with a hadoken for this, killing him.

TriviaEdit

  • His eyes look like clams. In an extremely serendipic coincidence, this fact adheres to his name.
  • If you read this page and found no violations of logic, then there is something wrong with you. You should probably go see a doctor, preferably one whose name starts with a "D".

Names in Other LanguagesEdit

Language Name Explanation
English Clam Eyes Derived from "Snake-Eyes" and "clam"
Deutsch Augester Portmanteau of "auge," meaning "eye" and "auster," meaning "oyster"
日本語 かきめ Combination of 牡蛎 (oyster) and 目 (eye). Romanized as "Kakime."

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